#i was like oooo im not ready oh noooo

[prentissluvr]

i require comfort. just experienced the most emotionally distressing thing in my life and i'm gonna search for hotch comfort fics bc i think i'd cry if i read for joel so :)

[art-i-know-yes]

AHH I'M EXCITED LET'S GO

Spoilers Ep.66

The dEscRiption because like a WHAT to WHAAT WITH GLENNNNN

I'm sorry literally one of the only things I've wanted to see is emotionally open Glenn

not the spotify ads

Darryl plays Matt

Hot Take: Darryl hates the environment

That's an oof, Henry

Biiiiig therapy

Horses vs Henry and Cows vs Ron

oooohhhmygahwdbeth

"I know what you said and I ignored it"

WOOOOOOOOO RON THERAPY

Imagine going to therapy

Awww Ron

I was just high key thinking about them listening outside the door

geeEENETIC TIMELINE

"That's depressing"

Those are liike good rollssssss

mmmnnnnn nevermind

Kinda wanna dig up clams

I-I mean why not

I guess that's a good idea to teach them how to drive huh

"No, that's ok"

WHY'D HE SAY IT LIKE THAT

They're too emotional right now

The keyword they didn't use is HOPEFULLY THEIR DADS SHOOT AT IT

Excuse me too young some countries learned by like 8

Hiiiissss voice

Noooo

"11, that's sounds like it's gonna be sad" "Oooo that tracks for you"

Really!! Glenn followimg laws!!

Kids have these neat abilities called vroom vroom speed vehicle where they get self control

YEEEE KIDS GET TO DRIVE

Ehhh come on Darryl you're making this so depressing

Henry shut up please

"Doooope" "Definitely Lark or Sparrow"

I remember seeing someone call Sparrow a furry

I think that is good idea for flexibility because I did not think if that because if I'm honest I only trust TJ to drive we saw what Lark and Sparrow driving was like

Can TJ still like use magic

THE LAUGHTER THAT THAT CAME OUT OF ME I CAN NOT DESCRIBE NEAR TEARS IM TELLING YOU NEAR TEARS

"I'm sure Grant is gonna be fine, but if ya know, Lark dies or something-" "WHAT THE FVCK DARRYL" DARRYL YOU CAN'T USE THEEEEEM AS AN EXAMPLE

But also my second thought was Nick and I made myself lose it

"Ok so Terry dies-" "NOOOOO-" "Ok fine you have two kids. Let's say Sparrow dies-"

THEY COULD JUST BE INJURED WE DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE WORST SITUATIONS

We should camouflage it again, both of them

Toooo thhhee raaaaaat

A LITTLE CONCERNED

Well I'm already in tears so

Real Nick Jr.? It's just Nick

Don't bring the Lawwrdd into this

Accidentally teaching him to dRIIIVVEEE HE CAN BARELY REACH THE WHEEL LET ALONE THE BRAKE OR GAS

But like literally watch Nick Jr. have to drive and does it perfectly

They are way to into the crab mech

He immediately started yelling-I'm just making noises at this point

Not the escape static I mean USEFUL but like the reverse j-turn is a little later

What did your dad teach you Glenn

This is why they're doing different sections

...I can barely do a regular reverse turn...

"I'M ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE I WAANT TO FATHER"

Straight cut to "A few quick things in no specific order"

This is about what I expected with Willy as his father

Terry Jr. is having an existential crisis

Roooonnn

Understeer????

GlArK

"My son's name is not Glark" "HAVE YOU BEEN CALLING ME GLARK AND I JUST HAVEN'T NOTICED"

Not quoting the handbook

W-was Ron used as a getaway driver

TJ is big brain

"Use morse code" "Ok anyone wanna teach me morse code"

I just imagine Glenn turning around and like the Office "Quite an imagination on this kid"

"I'm in a dark place" respectable. thanks for being honest.

Honestly that's what I was thinking. Actually very close to that tune.

AWWWWWWW

CYCLISTS

I love you so much Sparrow

"*sniffle* you run 'em over son"

I... am so scared to see who's getting this roll

I desperately hope that twins aren't 1 and 2

This is a competition to them. I know it.

A 23!!!

Awwwwwwww poor baby nonononono

AWWWWW RONNN COMFORTING TJ

I'm not sure if you can tell who's my favorite father-son duo (or characters im general)

Noooooo Terrrryyyy (but like honestly SAME)

A VESPA

HE'S NOT THE DRIVER BUT LIKE STILL I KINDA THINK IT'S THE BEST CHOICE

"I know!"

"I purely know maps I'm the advocate"

CALLOUTS

This is the perfect team up

"And then also Sparrow"

"Idk we can tie them to like a stick or something"

Oh yeah the pillars

Doug is better than literally all philosophers

NONONONO

Is...Ron meta?

Not Elizabeth Warden

OH FVCK

That...doesn't sound good cause like...the underground part

mnnnmmnnnmmmnnn bombssss

"There was this show called Chernobyl" PFFT-

Yesss Bomb shelter beer

Ron's a genius

Hesoundsalittlesalty

"Sounds like somebody cares"

It doesn't sound like we'll make it to ep. 69

The humming is so funny to me

Ron *is* meta

I would LOVE to figure out what Glenn is actually thinking about Nick

YA KNOW WHAT THAT IS A BIG PROBLEM

I don't think mentally I'm ready for what is going to come out

I SCREAMED emotionally i am not recovered from loosing Nick hypothetically I am completely very ok it

*Cooooool*

Just the way he said it Hennrrrryyyyy

"Well, that sounds healthy"

He's really switching this conversation at them

We love Ron-Glenn solidarity

ahhhhh Henry rants

TOLERANT, SORT OF AFFECTION AHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

"We are Olive Garden"

Sir, that's a ring of self-sacrifice if you're willing

oooooo that hurts

I..dont know what to say. I'm in shock. My body literally has like tingles all over and my heart dropped. Is Erin ok? How'd he get there? How much does he know? I can't feel anything right now so much and many emotions

~20 minites of sitting in silence and shock later~

I WAS THINKING WHY WOULD THE DRAGON BE AFTER HIM CAUSE HE TOLD RADIOLAB WHAT HE WAS DOING AND WHY AHHH HE MADE HIM ROLL TWICE FOR THAT TO FUKIN WEAKEN HIM I KNEW IT WAS FUKING WEIRD THERE WAS NO WAY GOD

THE GASPS THEY KNEW IT THE MINUTE HE SAID IT

WTFWTFWTF IM SHAKING

CAN YOU HEAL THIS?! NO YOU CAN'T WHAT DO WE DO?! THE COUNTING! THE REMOTE REWIND? THE NEW ITEMS? 15SECONDS15SECONDS15SECONDS. WE CAN NOT LOSE GLENN RIGHT NOW CAN WE PAUSE. CAN WE BREAK THE SPELL LIKE THAT? WHAT IF IT DOESNT WORK? HE SOUNDS SO SERIOUS. IM SO SCARED BUT LIKE FUVK. HE'S GOOD BUT LIKE NOT THAT GOOD RIGHT BECAUSE GLENN WAS ALREADY WHAT 3 LEVELS ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE? YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!AHHHHHH GLENN! NOOOOOOOO GODDAMIT HE PROBABLY HAS LEGENDARY ACTIONS I FUKIN THOUGHT ABOUT IT! OMGAWWD SLIGHT OF HAND SNEAK ATTACK. AHHHHG MODIFIERS SCARE ME.

I KNEW I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT

FEAR FEAR FEAR FEAR FEAR FEAR YES HAHAHAHAHHA FVCK YOU

OH GAWD HENRY HEALED HIM

YOU FVKING SLVT ANTHONY

they were sooooooooo close

I swear to god we better see Glenn again or I'm killing someone

I'm having a late reaction tears are coming once I fully process.

BUT REALLY *RIGHT* AFTER THE HEART TO HEART

[coweggomelet]

volume 6 lads

from what i remember this one is similar to 4 in that it gives us a bit of an emotional break

don’t get me wrong i know there’s some stuff but i think overall it’s a little less intense

- ahhhh they’re all fighting together againnn it feels so right

- hey. hey yang and blake. i’m gonna need you to stop. cause my little heart can’t take it

- this dude really was challenged once and had a full blown murder tantrum. that’s fragility my guy

- ruby is SO CUTE look at her little happy face

- oh yeah. take a train. you guys have a great track record with trains

- i also keep getting like three versions of the same ad about getting vaccinated and it’s got all these workers from tv & movie sets and it’s so awkward this one guy looks so annoyed during his whole part

- it’s not just the turrets y’all oz is withholding shit once again

- don’t fuckin shove my boy!!

- i love that qrow immediately steps back when ruby comes forward. like he 100% respects not only her authority as a team leader but also her ability to solve situations and talk to people. he knows man. he knows his niece is something else

- MARIAAAAA MY GIRLL YES

- uh oh the train crashed. who could’ve seen that coming

- cinder really is just too angry and spite filled to die isn’t she

- hehe maria you’re funny

- it’s so funny that oz is still refusing to tell them everything knowing that everything is revealed in the next episode

- oh oz. i know he was your friend. but all these kids saw was the insane amount of harm and death he caused. trying to defend him to them is not gonna go well

- oscaarrr i love you!! you’re so good!!

- oooo chills

- uuugghh i love jinn she’s so cool

- oz. my dude. the ship has sailed. you can’t stop this anymore

- this, my friends, is what we call a lore episode

- this whole sequence gives me chills it’s so gooood

- eurgh i hate how the god of darkness moves like i get it it’s part of the aesthetic but you really don’t need to do that it’s creepy

- salem was so smart to use a super powerful sibling rivalry to get what she wanted

- she really didn’t deserve to watch the love of her live just get revived and killed over and over again

- jeez the gods are assholes. they’re all oooohh maintain balance and then they torture a woman who just wanted her husband back by making her live forever. for what??? for daring to be smart?? ugh

- c’mon gods you gotta respect the hustle

- you think that making someone immortal will make them realize the importance of life and death?? idiots

- god her face

- she’s so smart what the FUCK

- “the hearts of men are easily swayed” really reminds me of galadriel’s “the hearts of men are easily corrupted” in lotr

- a couple hundred humans attack them and the god of darkness decides “you know what? i’m gonna eliminate all of humanity. that feels like the right choice. yeah. i feel good about this.”

- the fact that salem wasn’t even like… a real villain until she tried to kill herself in order to escape her torture and suffering and the grimm juice made her Big Mad

- like it wasn’t even her, it was the grimm juice. i really do believe that without that she wouldn’t have become salem the Villain

- i’m sorry i don’t know a ‘deathly hallows’ i only know the relics

- ohhh fuck i forgot about this!!! oh rwby’s totally gonna end with the gods judging humanity when the relics are brought together. maybe not end end but it’s definitely gonna be close to the end and it’ll be a Big Thing where they strategize about how to convince the gods that humanity is good

- obviously the first maidens weren’t their kids but boy is there a theme going on here. and maybe even something plot relevant cause their kids could do magic

- all the main characters being able to witness this and us seeing their reactions is such a good touch like god, the impact of this reality is so much heavier because we get to see the characters actually affected by it react to watching it unfold before them

- ohhh my boy. you didn’t deserve this burden before but now that you know fully what it means you really don’t deserve it. i mean look at him!!!

- oh qrow!!! you are doing good! i mean i get it, your whole world’s been shattered and the man you gave your life to lied to you about a lot of important shit but you are doing good i promise!!

- fuck yeah maria use your sassy wise old lady authority

- oh god emerald you poor thing you’re just a babey— oh god i felt salem’s hand on emerald’s shoulder fuck dude this show is so effective

- truly, this is a master class in manipulation

- uh oh salem your ex is back

- UH OH ITS THE FARM RUN YALL

- i like that weiss is wearing what looks like very thin tights, a strapless dress, a lil jacket thing, and the animators said “here she’s got a scarf she’s warm now”

- ruby didn’t kill torchwood y’all, he got chomped. like a lil bitch

- oh god this episode

- yaaaayyy

- before this episode my friend went “you ready for some horror?” and was grinning

- oh yeeeaaah the corpses. lovely

- god as soon as they opened the door to where the cellar entrance is it immediately started affecting weiss

- oh the DOOR nope no thank you get the fuck OUT

- watching this show with my friend was also the origin of me being sad cause this shit is sad and her going “oh i’m having a great time” and this episode in particular she was enjoying herself WAY TOO MUCH if you ask me

- little jump scares kept getting me and she LAUGHED and said “that got you?!?” YES it DID i’m a WUSS

- oh the journals!!! the way they incorporated that was so interesting and added SUCH good creepiness and suspense without giving it all away or ramping it up too fast

- ruby’s so good i love her!!

- uuugghh it’s getting them already how haven’t they noticed???

- the eyes got me good the first time

- their weird fuckin attitudes were the creepiest part of this episode

- ruby said not my friends you bitches

- mariaaaa i love you you’re so smart

- god when they’re reading from the journal at the very end…

- neo’s so tiny!!

- talk about some girlbosses 

- MARIAAAAA YOURE SUCH A BADASS i love her backstory

- love her outfit too

- OOOO THE FUCKIN CROCODILE CLOCK LADY ooooo this is so cooooool

- the ticking!!!!

- oh maria you poor thing. but also you’re so smart like that was such a good move

- aww haha qrow’s a fan. awww he based his weapon off hers!! we love a fanboy

- “i wanted to be as good as the grimm reaper.” “well, im nothing but a disappointment, so you’re well on your way” DAMN MARIA SAVAGE

- oh nice they made to argus! NOW SHOW ME THE BABY

- “CUTE BOY OZ” me too nora

- THE BAAAABBYYYY

- and jaune’s sister and her wife!! I LOVE THEIR GAY LIL FAMILY

- yang is good with kids. marry me

- YOURE GODDAMN RIGHT THATS A BABY AND I LOVE HIM

- HUN!! god i love saph and terra

- “shut up there’s food!” heh me too ruby

- aahhh cordo

- she and maria are totally exes who had a bad breakup and now they hate each other. a tenzin/lin situation if you will

- jaune… my boy… i know you’re angry but oscar is really trying his best

- “i don’t know anything” me neither ruby

- wait cinder didn’t have her grimm arm yet so how did ruby’s ability trigger?

- uh oh my boy’s missing

- remember when you were having fun being the bad guy emerald. remember that. it’s almost like… it was only fun for you cause cinder was there

- it makes me so sad that not only did emerald actually believe that cinder cared about her, but she actually considered cinder family and her emotional health was so connected to cinder being there

- “all you ever learned was pain and violence and now you’re too afraid to leave it” tyrian excuse me i’m the one with the commentary and analysis that’s rude stay in your lane

- oh god oh fuck. the pyrrha statue is comin up isn’t it

- AH FUCK THE LEAF

- oh there she is. my love

- i still wanna know who this lady is. like she’s even the same voice actor as pyrrha. and she’s got red hair. i don’t think pyrrha ever talked about family members, but my money’s on her mom

- this moment fuckin got me dude. i was doing the full tearing up, lil sniffles, choked up thing. uuuuggghh

- god they love each other so much

- i am NOT gonna cry again

- oh qrow. you poor thing

- THE BABYYYY HI ADRIAN DO YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU

- young man!! you scared us half to death! do you know what time it is??

- his lil outfit i i looovveee hiiimm

- oscarrr!! you’re so sweet!!

- THE CASSEROLE

- FUCK YEAH RUBY TELL HIM

- qrow’s like… damn. ruby’s right

- here we goooo infiltration time

- oh FUCK yeah they kill adam soon

- adrian what a smart babyyyy i love youu

- hehehehehe maria is luggage

- honestly this is such a good plan it just goes to shit cause these kids can’t catch a fuckin break

- y’all need. to stop. looking. at each other. like that.

- qrow stop being emo

- mariaaaa i love youuuu you’re such a great old lady

- uh ohhhh problems with blake

- i would love it if they used qrow’s semblance strategically. like in some sort of heist/infiltration situation, sending him behind enemy lines to fuck up their luck

- ruby’s so good at speeches

- depressed? feeling bad about yourself? feeling emo and riddled with guilt? just get a Ruby Speech(TM) and you'll be cured!

- qrow’s face

- oh yeaaaahhh big metal guy

- cordo

- hey cordo

- are you uh

- maybe takin it a lil too far

- why are so many atlas military people so fuckin intense with maintaining order and big shows of power and controlling other people???

- ADAM YOU BITCH YOURE GONNA DIE

- yeah you’re a source of trauma for her but GUESS WHAT SHE HAS A SUPPORT SYSTEM

- at this point dude it’s real pathetic how obsessed with blake you are

- thank god for auras or falling damage would be a much bigger problem

- cordo can you maybe chill

- weiss earthbended!!

- jaune you’re so smart

- ren said things may be complicated but boy oh boy do i care about that strong lightning lady

- “rightfully in charge??” shut up cordo and go be gay with maria

- noooo her fun coat!!

- oooo Dramatic waterfalls

- YES BITCH IM SO PROUD OF YOU YOUVE LEARNED SO MUCH

- adam i’ll kill you

- YEEEAHHHH WHAT AN ENTRANCE YANG MARRY MEEEE

- aaaaggghh the music holy shit

- i love how the fight scenes progress through the volumes it’s so cool

- the parallels between yang and adam are also really interesting. like their semblances, their tendency to lead with strong emotions. interesting

- ooooo he doesn’t like when they look at each other hehehehehe SHE HAS A GIRLFRIEND NOW BITCH HAHA

- HOLDING HAANDSSS THEYRE SO GAY

- he’s so basic too. like he looks like a frat boy.

- y’all do your jobs. there’s a big water boy coming but you don’t know cause you’re too busy being goddamn bootlickers

- oscar is so smart and ruby is so brave i love themmm

- uh oh cordo it’s a ruby speech watch out

- ya she is nuts

- THEYRE GONNA WIN CAUSE THEYRE IN LOVE

- ya but you’re a bitch adam and yang is fuckin amazing

- I LOVE THIS FIGHTTTT

- yeet the blake

- FUCK YEAH YANG GET HIM

- i fucking love that they killl him with the pieces of blake’s weapon. like there’s something to that. they kill him with the pieces of a thing he destroyed

- if he wasn’t dead enough he got crunched too

- I LOVE THEM

- hahahahaaaaa cordo they got you

- yeah cordo!!! argus is danger cause you were more worried about fucking “proving the might of atlas” or whatever against some teenagers you fool

- ohhhh shiiiittt cinder’s atlas outfit!! they’re going to a super cold snowy place and cinder said you know what i should wear short shorts and a sleeveless top with super tall boots and a lil cape. that’ll work. and she’s right. it does. have i mentioned i love cinder?

- uh oh big boy swims watch out

- cordo shut up this your own fuckin hubris

- god cordo’s desperation is so heartbreaking

- when are people gonna learn to trust ruby and her friends man

- their willingness to keep fighting and risk their lives and also a Ruby Speech(TM) made cordo believe in them which i love

- i love jinn she likes lil ruby and her friends

- hi summerrrr

- cordoooo i’m so proud of you. she gave up part of this insane symbol of atlas’s power to help ruby and her friends. like she put aside her own ego and i’m so proud of her

- fuck yeah!!!

- awww such a good uncle

- damnnn atlas is gorgeous

- even mercury is terrified by salem’s weird grimm shit

- the fuckin wicked witch with her flying gorillas

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the 100 diaries S3 E3

quarantine diaries: june 25 2020

season 3 episode 3: “Ye Who Enter Here”

based on this title imma just assume that this episode is gonna be hell aka Dante’s inferno

this dynamic between lexa and clarke is very beauty and the beast vibez with how clarke is give lexa ‘i wont see you’

“I can do both (hate lexa and herself) ” clarke said. We love a multi-tasker

“I want your people to become my people” ..”join me” Is lexa proposing a political marriage with clarke????

wow clarke used bellamy’s “kill me” line

clarke also said “Go float yourself”....let these kids say FUCK

Ice queen!! love matriarchy!

Yesssss Lexa you kick that guy off the ledge. this is what i like to see but also that could have really killed one of your people down below 

chill kane its just a med kit. but also watch they need a med kit but kane is like noooo 

i still dont like this relationship between bellamy and this girl bc who is she??  the writers really didnt put any effort into making me like her. Did you tell her how you injured your leg bellamy? Did you tell her that you got it trying to save clarke??

“There was no room at the inn” did pike just quote the Bible??

but also this reminded me of this office scene

look at the prince his fancy new clothes. lol when hes said “what you really want” my mind immediately when to spice girls

Humpy dumpy sat on a wall. side note How did bellamy sense that Octavia was sitting up there like people dont naturally turn back toward the door they just went threw but i guess bellamy can just sense octavia’s vibez

aww look at bellamy being a supportive brother to octavia

Echo???? damn is my bellamy and echo ship still on??

Who is this assassin?? Highkey dramatic with that unwrapping of his weapons.

waht? Raven can crack the code now? since when? since fucking when?

Ugh again with this girl. its not like i dont ship her and bellamy cuz it looks like she makes bellamy happy but wtf the writers didnt build up the relationship at all so it just feels false to me

While on the topic of boos what ever happened to millers boyfriend?? Like they talked about it and now...what where is he?

i find it kinda funny how this grounder assassin has like primal weapons but has this kinda modern, cheap ass watch that you can buy at target or one that you would get at mcdonald’s. it could have been such a meme if the assassin pulled out this relic instead

lowkey this grounder marketplace looks like star wars land in disneyland

Free food?! and kane gives her a patch but what good is that patch?? 

“Its up to the people.” we love a democracy except when majority of the population are idiots aka everyone on the ark

"aden is ready” so like do these people just base the next leader’s  readiness to rule on if they’re good enough fighters?? I guess that makes sense considering how majority of the population seem to be warriors. Lexa also mentioned something about a conclave..wtf is a conclave? 

look at lexa defending clarke against this baldy. damn she’s simping hard for clarke and its so obvious and yet baldy just suggested that she kill clarke.

also i cant help but laugh at the fact that when people finally meet wannheda they just see clarke. and ok sure she may do some badass stuff but come on dont tell me she doesnt look like a cinnamon roll

wait so what does bellamy’s girlfriend actually do? like is she an engineer or what??

yikes more neck deaths

“I’m not leaving my blade” neither would i octavia. also im curious on whether the grounders added the drawing of the gun when the space people came down with their guns because it seems like the space people are the only ones with guns that they would interact with (bc of the grounder lore surrounding guns and that they didnt seem buddy buddy with the mountain men)

ok clarke you pull that knife on lexa. but look at the intense eye contact damn. also that was such a dramatic knife drop. i gotta say that the background music during this was definitely a choice

also clarke can you please remove these ugly ass red hair extensions?

13th clan. huh? i dont like this. mostly because i dont like the world building and i just prefer bellamy and the rest of the spacers doing ‘whatever the hell they want’

ngl i thought that singer was clarke for a second. And i was like woah clarke can really sing?! but atlas it wasnt her. you know this made me think of all the other shows where they have that one musical episode...oh god i hope they do a musical scene later in the show. i would die happy. also did lexa really just hire a singer for this event?? 

How long is this assassin prepping like he’s been doing this seen the beginning of the episode?? who is his father, mother, brother, kin?? 

“how many floors”..”All of them” bitch if this mission were up to me everyone would be dead. but luckily its up to bellamy who always come thru

“Bear our mark.” when abby told kane that he should be chancellor it was more like i dont want to be marked so you should do it. jk also that’s not an honor that is a branding. and dont hate me but MARK-us because marcus kane. lol i dont care if you hate me that joke was for me. 

Yes bellamy you crash whatever this event is but also how the hell did climb up so fast! 

Are you kidding me echo? that two timing bitch ugh just when i rooting for her and bellamy she pulls this shit. 

the assassin is at Mount weather?! ugh. 

aww look at sinclair giving raven a pep talk

Oooo i called it Gina is dead. but the assassin really when for the abomin and not the neck..interesting choice. Why is this this assassin so much smarter than gina like he knew about that secret compartment and he had the codes also he got a tattoo with the codes. That’s some commitment!

you go sinclair. aww poor raven wabbling as fast as she can with that leg brace.this assassin must not be that good of an assassin if Sinclair can fight him off

Ofc they destroy mount weather. raven and sinclair were yeeted in that explosion

That stare that bellamy gave to Lexa and then that look between bellamy and clarke. ooo the tension is real

Also does bellamy know that this girlfriend just died or??? but i guess thats something that shouldnt be found out via radio

Who did Clarke’s makeup and hair or did she do it herself?? cuz it was definitely a bold choice. also the following image is not to mock clarke its just the most curse makeup image that ive seen and i love to share it with others

lexa bowing down to clarke...ship???

Is that Emerson??! bitch

[hgfstreamchats]

Wolfwalkers

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:35 PM GOD that voice is so Zim. Y'know, that could be a fun thing to watch! Mimic — Yesterday at 9:36 PM Zim's voice actor tends to stick to what he's famous for though it's weird hearing a zim voice with emotional range thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:37 PM Poor little Zim nerd. Mimic — Yesterday at 9:38 PM I feel like his character was built around the very concept of "long-suffering" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:39 PM Pffffff highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:39 PM "What I'm saying is I'm available, please take me." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:40 PM Ha! This is going to go so well. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:42 PM Small city boy is trying to be a cowboy? Mimic — Yesterday at 9:42 PM yep highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:42 PM He's doing his best.

Mimic — Yesterday at 9:42 PM and he's sounding exactly like zim doing it highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:42 PM The stream isn't lagging, that's how it's animated in this segment. Not well. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:42 PM oh that's what's familiar... thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:43 PM I'm sensing a theme Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:44 PM ohhhhh, what timing. Gotta go, tell me how it ends! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:45 PM fjd;laskdjf Hoo boy Mimic — Yesterday at 9:46 PM little hissy noises thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:48 PM f Pull the trigger highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:49 PM He makes a solid point. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:51 PM So much letting him talk when they could have shot him. Mimic — Yesterday at 9:52 PM hope springs eternal thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:52 PM Ohoho! Mimic — Yesterday at 9:52 PM pretty birb I fuckin' love this movie thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:54 PM :eyes: Well then! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:56 PM This had better not be another movie about a child giving up an immortal life of magic for a hideous neglectful mortal family. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:57 PM ...Mimic?  Is it? "well that's the problem" I love the art here highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:00 PM Oh, he's doomed. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:00 PM Gotta be. Kid... Mimic — Yesterday at 10:01 PM sorry about that, dogs needed feedin' thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:01 PM this is a great way for someone to get shot Mimic — Yesterday at 10:02 PM and no, it is not that kind of story this is the kind of story where the bad guy is a huge jerk and magic is a way to flip him off and live happily thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:02 PM nice~ Mimic — Yesterday at 10:03 PM this is based off one of the many periods in history where England was basically beating up Ireland for its lunch money highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:04 PM It should have won the Oscar based on the artwork alone. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:04 PM right??? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:05 PM That and the moral, I'm assuming, isn't "How dare you dream big, disenfranchised and marginalized human?" Mimic — Yesterday at 10:06 PM actually, the villain is the one that believes that thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:06 PM Uh oh. There we go. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:10 PM Oh, for Pit's sake. I mean, at some point, someone she loved was getting shot. It was a question of who and when. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:11 PM noooo, not the bird hehehehe So they just had that ready, huh highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:13 PM They always do. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:13 PM this guy is a complete bag of dicks highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:14 PM His face looks like it's made of genital skin. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:14 PM D: Two days to kill all the wolves in a forest, sounds reasonable Sheepcube. spide! So she IS the wolf, right Mimic — Yesterday at 10:18 PM LISTEN TO THE BIRB highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:42 PM Grow up together, see each other in a new light, raise a litter of magical pups. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM oh noooooo highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:43 PM Oh! Well then, a third of the way there. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:44 PM awwwwww aaaaa :heart: OH that's who's in the room... Mimic — Yesterday at 10:48 PM noooooo sad doggo Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:53 PM nfskdgsdf oh no was i connected the whole time?? Mimic — Yesterday at 10:53 PM yup! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:53 PM oops thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:54 PM gooooooo please, just listen to her for two seconds fffffffff Mimic — Yesterday at 10:57 PM everything is depressing thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:02 PM nooooooo highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:02 PM No one in this movie communicates. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:03 PM how about "I talked to your mother and that's what she said to tell you" Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:03 PM Isn't that true of most movies? Though if she had told her where her mother is, she wouldn't have done anything other than make a beeline to her highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:04 PM "I almost got shot getting to her and somehow all of the bullets missed me." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:04 PM NO YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT BEFORE highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:05 PM "I probably would have believed you before the cage." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:10 PM God, I hope he dies a distraction!  let her oooouuuuuut :heartpulse: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:14 PM Awww! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:14 PM :pleading_face: thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:15 PM NO oh yeah, they have healing powers Mimic — Yesterday at 11:15 PM thank goodness thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:15 PM or, uh is that what this... is nooooooo "and you almost shot me" is that a bite mark on his arm highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:17 PM It is indeed. The mother bit him a while back. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:18 PM ohhhh highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:21 PM "Our god will make us immune to fire!" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:24 PM noooooo YES Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:26 PM OHHHHHHHHHHH N I C E Mimic — Yesterday at 11:26 PM SUFFER Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:26 PM oh no hes gonna die isnt he NO NO NONNONONOOOOOOOO YES!!! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:27 PM GOOD yes, right onto the spiky rocks Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:28 PM no, bad i think im afraid,,,,, oh wow huh thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:28 PM phew Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:29 PM he...didnt die?? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:29 PM he didn't die! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:29 PM i really like this movie thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:32 PM aaaaaaaaaa :heart: Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:32 PM YYYYYYYESSSSSSSSSS thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:32 PM yeah, you kinda SHOULD feel bad Mimic — Yesterday at 11:34 PM WOLVES FOREVER thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:34 PM :heart: :heart: :heart: Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:34 PM highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:34 PM Well, that was flawless! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:35 PM absolutely superb! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:35 PM YEAH highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:35 PM I can't think of a single thing I'd change! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:35 PM I love the little girl's design so much, she's just A Little Fluffball thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:35 PM yeah! Mimic — Yesterday at 11:35 PM right? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:35 PM Bounce Bounce Mimic — Yesterday at 11:36 PM Floof thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:38 PM What a tasteful game highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:41 PM More tasteful by the minute! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:42 PM Where is HE getting all this money Wuh oh. HA Calamity...? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:49 PM ..........social distancing. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:49 PM pfff Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:50 PM it-- isn't it supposed to be spelled "beggar king"? also why is that a thing Mimic — Yesterday at 11:50 PM at least it's not as disconcerting as teleporting watson Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:50 PM fgsdfhgjg thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:50 PM Oh my god Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:51 PM why is this game so exploitable Mimic — Yesterday at 11:51 PM this feels like a video game purgatory Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:52 PM this makes me vaguely uneasy thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:53 PM Only vaguely? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:53 PM there are things that make me specifically uneasy, but this is pan-game uneasiness everything is somehow Quite Wrong ....was that an audio glitch, or a sound effect, because his voice briefly turned into a banjo thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:57 PM Well then. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:58 PM That certainly was that. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:58 PM it was. also, side question ive been meaning to ask, you mentioned people requesting movies. how do i do that? i have An Suggestion for sometimes, if you want. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:59 PM Oh, just fire away. Sharpwing — Today at 12:00 AM The old Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the one with Gene Wilder. I may or may not be requesting because it's one of my favorite movies and they took it off of Netflix and I'm too skittish to pirate it myself. Also because it is ripe with opportunities to poke fun at a million different things. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:00 AM Oooo, yes! That sounds like a fun time. :slight_smile: highglossfinish — Today at 12:01 AM We watched it ages ago, just after he died, but I'm not at all averse to streaming it again! Any opportunity for piracy! Sharpwing — Today at 12:02 AM Arrrrr. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:02 AM yo ho ho! Mimic — Today at 12:03 AM while we're suggesting things, has anyone else ever browsed stupid horror movies on IMDB highglossfinish — Today at 12:03 AM I'm constantly on the lookout for horror movies, stupid movies, and stupid horror movies, so any suggestions are welcome. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:03 AM How about... Zombieland? highglossfinish — Today at 12:03 AM Ooh, absolutely! Mimic — Today at 12:04 AM I love Zombieland. plus, there's the sequel now thenightetc2 — Today at 12:04 AM A sequel! Mimic — Today at 12:04 AM Zombieland: Double Tap https://www.imdb.com/list/ls023868653/ okay, I just want to share this with the server IMDb Horror Movies with Ridiculous Concepts - IMDb Horror Movies with Ridiculous Concepts

thenightetc2 — Today at 12:05 AM Good. Also, I feel like Mirrormask would be a fun stream night idea. Sharpwing — Today at 12:06 AM The Gingerdead Man?? Mimic — Today at 12:06 AM that one stars Gary Busey! thenightetc2 — Today at 12:06 AM It's not horror, but it's very artistic Sharpwing — Today at 12:06 AM someone made that movie after coming up with the pun, didn't they. Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:06 AM Willy's Wonderland? Mimic — Today at 12:06 AM probably. also it has multiple sequels thenightetc2 — Today at 12:07 AM ...Killdozer. That looks amazing. Mimic — Today at 12:07 AM right??? that's sci-fi channel original movie levels of cheese also, Trail of the Screaming Forehead highglossfinish — Today at 12:08 AM These sound dreadful and perfect. Sharpwing — Today at 12:08 AM .....""Frogs""? Mimic — Today at 12:09 AM Frogs Sharpwing — Today at 12:09 AM That's... just... a nature documentary, POV bugs. Mimic — Today at 12:10 AM OH, MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE. the movie co-directed by Stephen King's cocaine habit. Sharpwing — Today at 12:10 AM The Refrigerator?? Mimic — Today at 12:10 AM also, Death Bed: The Bed That Eats thenightetc2 — Today at 12:11 AM I've heard good things about Lord of the Flies Sharpwing — Today at 12:11 AM mutated killer tomatoes. highglossfinish — Today at 12:11 AM I wonder if it's about some sort of bed? thenightetc2 — Today at 12:11 AM ...I want to watch The Blood Beast Terror Sharpwing — Today at 12:11 AM That's just a pitcher plant for humans though Mimic — Today at 12:12 AM I can't imagine why they wouldn't make their title clearer Sharpwing — Today at 12:12 AM the bed, not the blood beast Mimic — Today at 12:12 AM The Blood Beast Terror sounds neat Sharpwing — Today at 12:13 AM I know the man-eating worms movie is probably terrible, but for some reason I like the title being "Squirm". Not too on the nose, but evocative of imagery probably in the movie. highglossfinish — Today at 12:13 AM "In the United States it was released by Pacemaker Pictures on a double-bill with Slaughter of the Vampires under the title The Vampire Beast Craves Blood. " Sharpwing — Today at 12:13 AM Evil Bong??? Mimic — Today at 12:14 AM there are fuckin' six evil bong movies on Hulu Sharpwing — Today at 12:14 AM WHAT. Mimic — Today at 12:14 AM four sequels and a crossover with Gingerdead MAn, iirc Sharpwing — Today at 12:14 AM wow okay thenightetc2 — Today at 12:15 AM what Sharpwing — Today at 12:15 AM please read the synopsis for Killer Tongue Mimic — Today at 12:15 AM the full summary is a thing of beauty thenightetc2 — Today at 12:16 AM ??? highglossfinish — Today at 12:16 AM "This horror story involves a woman hiding out with four pastel colored poodles in a desert gas station with the loot from a heist while her boy friend does prison time. A meteorite crashes near the station transforming the woman into an alien being with a gigantic voracious tongue and her poodles are transformed into four drag queens. The whole thing grows even weirder as her boy friend escapes from prison and also encounters the meteorite, as does a mute Nun who is converted into a sexy drum majorette. Pursued by the prison officials who are after him, the whole group eventually come into conflict." Mimic — Today at 12:17 AM I fucking love this list page 2 of the list has the movie Zombeavers. Sharpwing — Today at 12:18 AM "A comic-book artist meets a woman on the NY streets, but after a quick flirtation, she suddenly collapses, and is picked-up by an old ambulance. He checks all the hospitals in the area, but the woman seems to have disappeared." Ratchet gets a taste for humans Mimic — Today at 12:19 AM pfff thenightetc2 — Today at 12:19 AM :skull: Mimic — Today at 12:19 AM oh, and there's a really stupid Bela Lugosi movie on this list too. The Devil Bat 'A mad scientist develops an aftershave lotion that causes his gigantic bats to kill anyone who wears it.' Sharpwing — Today at 12:19 AM .....please never let him know I said that --wait, aftershave?? Mimic — Today at 12:19 AM yep highglossfinish — Today at 12:21 AM If there's a movie out there about an evil ambulance, we are fragging watching it. Sharpwing — Today at 12:21 AM why would you not make something more gender-neutral, what if you want to assasinate a random woman via gigantic bat, how are you going to get her to unwittingly put on aftershave It's on the first page of the list, just called "The Ambulance" I believe, if you want to ctrl+F search for it no wait, here https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099026/?ref_=ttls_li_tt IMDb The Ambulance (1990) - IMDb Directed by Larry Cohen. With Eric Roberts, James Earl Jones, Megan Gallagher, Red Buttons. A comic-book artist meets a woman on the NY streets, but after a quick flirtation, she suddenly collapses, and is picked-up by an old ambulance. He checks all the hospitals in the area, but the woman seems to have disappeared.

i forgot i could send links for a minute highglossfinish — Today at 12:22 AM We're watching it. Oh, frag yes, we're watching it next time. Mimic — Today at 12:22 AM holy fucking shit, there's a movie called Rubber A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession. Sharpwing — Today at 12:23 AM oh no, what have i done highglossfinish — Today at 12:23 AM I'm letting Ratchet know and then we're watching it so very hard. Sharpwing — Today at 12:23 AM are you planning to tell Ratchet this exists or-- OH NO RATCHET IM SORRY highglossfinish — Today at 12:23 AM I'm not. Sharpwing — Today at 12:23 AM oh nooooooooo Mimic — Today at 12:23 AM do it. DO IT thenightetc2 — Today at 12:23 AM Think he'll join us for it? highglossfinish — Today at 12:23 AM I hope so. I'll try to work him over. Sharpwing — Today at 12:24 AM i would pay to see his reaction, 100% serious ....im also still a little bit sorry a little Sharpwing — Today at 12:25 AM Oh I have heard of that... somewhere Mimic — Today at 12:27 AM btw, this same poster has lists such as 'stupid kids movies' and 'ridiculous shark movies' thenightetc2 — Today at 12:27 AM lots of good ideas here! Mimic — Today at 12:28 AM just gonna leave this https://www.imdb.com/list/ls041237729/ and this https://www.imdb.com/list/ls026096034/ here IMDb Stupid Kids Movies - IMDb Stupid Kids Movies

IMDb Ridiculous Shark Movies - IMDb Ridiculous Shark Movies

Sharpwing — Today at 12:28 AM thank you, this is wonderful ...."Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies". Mimic — Today at 12:29 AM "Sharktopus Vs Whalewolf" Sharpwing — Today at 12:30 AM ....eeEEEeeeeww, the concept of Snakes on a Train is genuinely disgusting Mimic — Today at 12:30 AM yeah sometimes ridiculous crosses over into grossout >P Sharpwing — Today at 12:31 AM "Contaminated grain breeds overgrown, killer rats in this Golden Harvest production. Dachshunds were dressed up as rats for the special effects." Mimic — Today at 12:33 AM it takes some vision to commit to that course of action instead of literally anything else Sharpwing — Today at 12:34 AM And of course, for you... :3 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075809/?ref_=ttls_li_tt IMDb The Car (1977) - IMDb Directed by Elliot Silverstein. With James Brolin, Kathleen Lloyd, John Marley, R.G. Armstrong. A small desert town is terrorized by a powerful, seemingly possessed car, and the local sheriff may be the only one who can stop it.

it's sadly not as pretty as you, but then again who could be thenightetc2 — Today at 12:34 AM Ohoho! Mimic — Today at 12:35 AM Christine's lower-budget third cousin Sharpwing — Today at 12:35 AM Christine? thenightetc2 — Today at 12:36 AM Christine! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085333/ IMDb Christine (1983) - IMDb Directed by John Carpenter. With Keith Gordon, John Stockwell, Alexandra Paul, Robert Prosky. A nerdish boy buys a strange car with an evil mind of its own and his nature starts to change to reflect it.

It's excellent. Sharpwing — Today at 12:37 AM Huh! Sounds neat-- and silly, but still https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063145/?ref_=ttls_li_tt IMDb 'It's Alive!' (TV Movie 1969) - IMDb Directed by Larry Buchanan. With Tommy Kirk, Shirley Bonne, Bill Thurman, Annabelle Weenick. A loony farmer finds a prehistoric monster hiding in a cavern on his land. To feed his newest critter, the farmer kidnaps three people. The three desperately try to escape and finally, one of them succeeds.

eye tiddies?? Mimic — Today at 12:38 AM sadly, not the first time I've encountered that concept Sharpwing — Today at 12:39 AM .....w.....w.here..........? Mimic — Today at 12:40 AM believe it or not, a highly acclaimed JRPG series. that happened to have an NPC with seventeen breasts scattered around her body highglossfinish — Today at 12:40 AM One of my all time favorite Earth movies, and my favorite Earth love story. Sharpwing — Today at 12:40 AM Oh, who falls in love? highglossfinish — Today at 12:41 AM The car and her driver. Sharpwing — Today at 12:41 AM :O! Mimic — Today at 12:41 AM truly, a love for the ages Sharpwing — Today at 12:41 AM I thought it was gonna end with her taking him over as a vessel tbh thenightetc2 — Today at 12:44 AM Ohhhh, that would have been interesting, too. Mimic — Today at 12:44 AM they grow closer in other ways like murder Sharpwing — Today at 12:44 AM .....i did not think you were going to say murder. highglossfinish — Today at 12:45 AM Don't tell him, but someday I'd like to get the little "Let me tell you a little something about love" monologue inscribed on something and give it to Breakdown. Mimic — Today at 12:46 AM awww, that's sweet~ thenightetc2 — Today at 12:46 AM We won't spoil your surprise! highglossfinish — Today at 12:47 AM Appreciated! Mimic — Today at 12:47 AM sometimes you just gotta woo your honey with vehicular manslaughter Sharpwing — Today at 12:47 AM .......I need to look up this monologue highglossfinish — Today at 12:48 AM https://youtu.be/HYqSugRiG5Y?t=77 YouTube Movieclips Christine (1983) - Love Eats Everything Scene (8/10) | Movieclips Sharpwing — Today at 12:50 AM I love that speech very much very much ........so is this movie like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang but with more murder. Mimic — Today at 12:51 AM more like Herbie the Love Bug... but with more murder and a sexier car. Sharpwing — Today at 12:52 AM Never seen that actually, though with a name like The Love Bug it must be hard to out-sexy him. actual lovebugs are so gross and smushy though, i dont know if the writers knew what they were doing when they named Herbie. Mimic — Today at 12:53 AM 'The Love Bug (sometimes referred to as Herbie the Love Bug) is a 1969 American comedy film directed by Robert Stevenson and the first in a series of films made by Walt Disney Productions and distributed by Buena Vista Distribution that starred an anthropomorphic pearl-white, fabric-sunroofed 1963 Volkswagen racing Beetle named Herbie. It was based on the 1961 book Car, Boy, Girl by Gordon Buford.' thenightetc2 — Today at 12:54 AM It was based on the 1961 book Car, Boy, Girl by Gordon Buford.' Hmmmm.  Hm! Sharpwing — Today at 12:54 AM wingman, or love triangle?:smirk: Mimic — Today at 12:55 AM oh my god, I forgot one of the characters was:'Tennessee Steinmetz, a character who creates "art" from used car parts' Sharpwing — Today at 12:55 AM ....Tennessee? Mimic — Today at 12:55 AM yup thenightetc2 — Today at 12:55 AM ...o_o gruesome! Mimic — Today at 12:56 AM right??? Mimic — Today at 12:57 AM por que no los dos? Sharpwing — Today at 12:58 AM .....I've seen sculptures like that, and I only now realize what they must look like I am now imagining statues made out of stomachs and kidneys and the like. jeez earth must be horrifyng thenightetc2 — Today at 1:04 AM Well, I need to go run an errand before the store closes.  Goodnight--and thanks for the stream! That was a fantastic movie. :smile: Sharpwing — Today at 1:05 AM https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050720/?ref_=ttls_li_tt IMDb The Monolith Monsters (1957) - IMDb Directed by John Sherwood. With Grant Williams, Lola Albright, Les Tremayne, Trevor Bardette. Rocks from a meteor which grow when in contact with water threaten a sleepy Southwestern desert community.

RoCkS highglossfinish — Today at 1:05 AM Goodnight, night human! Sharpwing — Today at 1:05 AM Oh, goodnight Night!<3 Mimic — Today at 1:06 AM good night friend! ahem. Fungicide What happens when a crazed scientist gets a forced weekend away at a Bed and Breakfast? Mushrooms and mayhem! Death stalks the shocked guests as mushrooms of all shapes and sizes run rampant through the woods! Sharpwing — Today at 1:09 AM https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0299712/?ref_=ttls_li_tt IMDb They Crawl (2001) - IMDb Directed by John Allardice. With Daniel Cosgrove, Tamara Davies, Dennis Boutsikaris, Ken Lerner. After a terrifying incident of man, a policewoman detective needs to find a way to stop the creepy horde of roaches before it can kill more people.

This one isn't special, just-- "incident of man"? is that a phrase i dont know or a typo Mimic — Today at 1:09 AM I need to work that into my vocabulary Sharpwing — Today at 1:10 AM "after a terrifying incident of man" Mimic — Today at 1:14 AM Terrifying incident of man sounds like it should be mandatory to describe Florida Man events Sharpwing — Today at 1:18 AM Sorry, I know it's getting late for most of the US, but I do have a genuine suggestion this time https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0026663/?ref_=ttls_li_tt IMDb Mad Love (1935) - IMDb Directed by Karl Freund. With Peter Lorre, Frances Drake, Colin Clive, Ted Healy. In Paris, a demented surgeon's obsession with a British actress leads him to secretly replace her concert pianist husband's mangled hands with those of a guillotined murderer with a gift for knife-throwing.

1935, batshit premise played completely straight apparently Mimic — Today at 1:19 AM this is how surgery works Sharpwing — Today at 1:21 AM .......not to pick at poor Ratchet again, but I'm reasonably sure that in one timeline he did do that, with his own hands. Mimic — Today at 1:22 AM I'd believe it.

[thegeminisage]

today’s zeldablogging, big big huge very much spoilers everywhere:

WHERE DO I EVEN GO FIRST there is. so Much

out towards the ocean, i suppose...i see a shrine, and something else glowing that could be a settlement or lava or even a great fairy, and there are those islands to think about

GOD IT'S A COMBAT SHRINE a minor test of strenth okay okay i can do this

oh pffft that was easy

and i got...a giant ancient core, which sounds nice but probably won't let me upgrade my rune

how come the bokoblins can use bomb arrows in the rain and i can't?!

OH MY GOD....

first skeleton bokoblins, then skeleton lizalfos, and now skeleton moblins?!?!

wish i had marked that other glowing thing with a pin...i can't find it now lol

and i am at the islands!! man these bridges sure are tiny and high up

all this climbing i want to do and its about to rain :/

oh good. more flying guardians :|im trapped on top of this island in the middle of a lightning storm in the night besieged by moblin skeletons and keese swarms and my only non-metallic weapon is a korok leaf smh

mkay i am All Done with the islands im gonna warp back to the tower and mark the glowy thing this time

oh they just look like mushrooms?? well i'll go pick them i guess

OH OMG IT'S A FAIRY FOUNTAIN SKDFGH YES!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!

only 500...but i know it gets worse :| im saving up

oh this one is blue!! how pretty

haha i still think they look more like mermaids...can't see their legs and they pop up outta water :3

OMG I SEE THE FIRE DRAGON

THE DIN ONE

IN THE DISTANCE AAAAH!!!!

so far away ;u;

i can't even take a good picture!!!!

oh no

oh NO

skeleton moblins...and now a skeleton hinox ;___;

...skeletons only take two hits. im gonna go fight it

omg the hinox fight music plays nooooo rip m having eventide flashbacks

oh my god! wow! okay! this one takes more than two hits!!

it's lightning too i can't even use my bomb arrows what did i get myself into........

OMFG HE IS TEARING OFF HIS OWN RIBS TO THROW AT ME LSKDJFHG

oh the lightning is a hinox thing. Great i only have metal weapons rn

aaaand he ran away with the dawn. ok

oh dude this shrine is cool you have to like play putt putt golf hahaha

OMG IM GOING TO CRY

i found another memory and it's of zelda saying she's prayed all her life like her father wanted and she still can't make the gods hear her......im so sad for her

there's nothing wrong with you my sweet daughter!!!!

this is cool tho the talk of her father and mother and grandmother and link's father

they have families and lives, it's so neat, i wish i knew more about them

tho ofc almost everyone who knew and loved link is long dead now......

ah. i paraglided her, but

to get out i have to bypass all these flying guardians. Great

NO SKDFGJH ONE SAW ME

so its laser grazed me and only took one heart and i was like thats it?! i'll fight you!!

then i got hit directly and it nearly killed me so now im running

NOOOO THERE'S A LYNEL HERE JESUS GOD

I JUST WANTED TO GET TO THE SHRINE AND I RAN RIGHT INTO HIM SDLFGJH

god and a blue hinox in the way too Why

omg i unlocked a monster shop lskjghf now i will see him in villages at night!!!

ah the shrine is on top of this huge rock pillar, how do i...?

maybe i can glide from a nearby cliff!!

okay...okay...it's not sheer rock, there must be resting places, if i glide form here maybe i can do it

i can't glide from where i'd like bc of the hinox (:

I MADE IT

they better not make me solve a fucking puzzle too

ah good they didn;t

FLAMEBLADE thats so badass

oh god another blue lynel

maybe it's even the same one

my dude i just wanna travel....i promise, i promise

FINALLY the akkala research lab!!!

dude better have some sick duds or something for me i swear to god

the music in here is lit i love it

uh

there's a...blue glowing statue

looks like something out of the tower of the gods awww

haha it's damaged! poor thing

this old man like "show me the wounds on your body you suffered" bro are you asking me to strip

oh my gOD his electric guitar pose thing

jesus chrkjrgh

EVERYONE IN THIS GAME IS A GIANT HAM

im doing a quest where you have to carry fire

AND IT STARTS RAINING

this game has made me LOATHE rain! i thought that was impossible and yet!!!!!

im running out of map stamps :/ why would you give me a world this big and limit me to only 100...?

aaaand it's raining

and my ONLY TORCH BROKE god i keep accidentally using it to hit things!!!

FINALLY i did it!!!!! god that was so tedious

oh my god this guy could make me such amazing gear, but i don't have the materials </3

now to check out this maze building it looks super weird and i can see a shrine in it......

how the fuck are you even supposed to get there i hope my glider can take me

lovely. the wind's blowing against me and i see flying guardians from here

noooo they're EVERYWHERE and i have to do a MAZE oh my god

i can solve it on my map and mark the dead end routes, fortunately

i still kind of want to explore those routes lol

oh they're so bare......maybe not

if i miss something like a korok seed or whatever a guide will direct me back here later

or...maybe not

i mean im next to the shrine but it's surrouned on all sides by wall?

bet it's too tall to climb even with potions and my gear

ooh or if it isn't those lfying guardians will fuck me up in a snap

YES i got lucky and found my way in from the top

or no i found...a sword, great, how do i get into the SHRINE

YES here it is

dude i got an ATK+ helmet!! i got GEAR!!!! YES

AAAAH I GOT ATTACKED AS SOON AS I GOT OUT

nope fuck this im fast traveling. goodbye forever, maze island

geez i guess that must be nearly it for this province then i got one shrine left i think and then i could........go to death mountain?

tbh kinda tempted to go back down to lake hylia but i'll pass for now, i want more Plot

i suppose i didn't do akkala beach but it's small and remote so i'm ok with that for now - i can clean up the endgame stuff later when better guides are out

there's a stable next to this shrine!! yay!!!!!!

omg there's a goron here!!!!! hi!!!!!!!!!!!!

finally hit 10k rupees

ooh this guy is talking about a legendary sword...GIMME MY MASTER SWORD

tbh i'll be disappointed if there's no special quest to get it tho like you just...find it? kinda weak

AAAH I CAN CHANGE MANES HERE........jemma has a floral mane now ;w;

too bad i didn't find this before, i can't ride her up death mountain, unfortunately - it's so much faster to fast travel, and she might get hurt, and i'll have to get on and off of her so much... ):

oh wait, i haven't explored the lake yet! i forgot! i can take her there <3

all the guardians here scared the shit out of me but they arent functional, thank god

NO FUCK THERE ABSOLUTELY IS A LIVE GUARDIAN HERE.....fuck fuck i can't KILL them

omg no i see TWO of them

if it was just one i might try my luck, but...no way

i'm sure in the future i'll be able to get more guardian arrows but right now i have, like, 4? so i can't waste them

and when i have the guardian armor that'll help too but. not Now

aaah i found somsone whose ancestors died at that tower...apparently the last stand was made there at what used to be the fortress after the castle fell ;_; and he wanted to pray there but it's too dangerous and i am AD oh my god

i can see the death mountain tower and a shrine from the akkala tower, but i can only reach the shrine by gliding. the tower is surrounded by (UGH) snow

lol the shrine is by a stable too

AAAH kass is here!!!!!!

AWWW he said the song he's playing was used by the ancient hero to call his horse!! gonna cry omg

bro lmao there's an ostrich running around here what kinda shenanigans

oh my god this dried lava under the tower is SO COOL it's so BIG and i feel so SMALL

ah, eldin tower - so this is the eldin province

wow the first stops are quite a ways up on this one! lucky i have so much stamina

ooooh my gosh the eldin map is HUGE and FULL OF LAVA im not sure im Prepared for this!!!

lol in a fun twist the temperature gets HOTTER as i gain altitude. ohhh man

i guess...i wanna do plot. i'll try to make it to goron city, and come back and explore later

when i have more fireproof elixirs lol rn my inventory is packed so i could only buy 3

oh my god i can't use wooden weapons, my arrows turn into fire arrows as soon as i get them out, even the loot will catch fire if you leave it too long, this is Intense

OH MY GOD A STONE TALUS BUT IT'S LIKE, MAGMA-Y

okay this is cool i wish i hadn't waited so long

lmao i accidentally drank a defense elixir and erased my fireproofness early OOPS

omg you can't use bomb arrows either dkgjhdfg the heat makes them explode instantly

unfortunately the only thing that makes a dent is ice arrows and i just don't have enough rn....BUT I WILL RETURN god that is so cool okay anyway

all right......i really like this region. normally i'm a water person, ESPECIALLY in zelda games, but rain and lightning have been nothing but a pain in my ass since i started playing. maybe i was ready for some #Heat

HA there's the fucking blood moon good thing i DIDN'T kill him it would have been erased right after

the blood moon looks kinda cool when the air is already like this tbh but i still hate it

like on a gameplay/story integration level it's a cool way to explain monsters coming back

but also im angry on behalf of hylians and everyone else like

no matter how hard they fight every month it comes back, it's all in vain

the music here is super cool, also

omg i found a little camp of gorons!!

ooh, a hylian...and he'll give me fireproof armor for lizards OOOO:

hahahaha...they can't dig up ore because of a lizard monster

my heart twisted, fondly

geez i wish i had time to catch some lizards...........

i caught a few but not 10, and i only have one elixir left, since i used one early. i guess if it comes to it i could try to make another but

YES okay i did it!! good

and armor i now have!!

altho i hope i don't run out of armor inventory space that would SUCK what with all the work that goes into collecting and upgrading it tbh

LOL i hit an emu or ostrich or whatever it is and the meat it dropped immediately became roasted oh my god

HOLY FUCK THE MOUNTAIN IS ERUPTING

NOW THIS SHIT BRINGS BACK MEMORIES OH MY GOD

running for cover!!!! almost dying!!!!!!!!! good times im so happy

it's like getting to do it the very first time all over again

oh my god i just got a divine beast cutscene as i got to goron city i am quaking in my boots it is SO BIG

and now i'm out almost 3k rupees but i have full fireproof armor!

oh my god you can get a goron massage at the inn

"it doesn't hurt a bit" yeah i bet

[cue lots of screaming]

omg theres a gerudo lady sleeping here!! are you not on fire?!?!

SO IS PAINTER DUDE...?

omg they must have elixirs ldfjkgh

"abandoned mine - do not stray from path! both literally and figuratively" slkdfjgh what does that MEAN...

aw, they sleep on beds of hoat coals

man this shrine im doing is so complex!! like many multiple rooms, it's neat

i got like 9 orbs now i need to find somehwere to trade them in

omg so im lookin for the goron who went to get the stuff out of the vault and HE'S TALKING IT'S SO WEIRD it still always shocks me

how do i..? my bombs don;t work, so

OH OMG I CAN USE THE CANONS i thought maybe you had to wait for permission lol

poor goron he's scared and trembling...haha just like the ones in the fire temple. bye

HE TALKED IN HIS OPENING CUTSCENE...IM SO GLAD

yunobo! aww he's precious i love him

i suspect this is the area where i'll have to get inside the divine beast tbh bc of all the cannons

lol almost yped it with one n. shh

the embers here are so pretty...next time i paint hotland i'll remember them

i wanna paint THIS, tbh

like, anything. from this game. god Damn

ooooh a daruk statue

omg IM GETTING A MEMORY YES!!!!!!

I LOVE HIM

I LOVE DARUK

WHO PATS BACKS TOO HARD AND PUNCHES OUT ROCKS

oh my god he had the same kind of barrier that yunobo put up around himself are they related!!!! im gonna cry i love them so much

yep hahahaha the next words out of boss's mouth!

oooh he has the blessing, that's what the barrier is

yunobo's at eldin bridge...? that's MILES away

OH!!! omg my brother reminded me there are two in tp hahahaha so i guess i got them mixed up

so where is eldin's bridge actually......

too bad i cant swim up lavafalls lol

i found a minecart and put it on the track but bombs dont make it go and i can't magnesis it when its under my feet??

AHA, STASIS

okay that was super fun but i hate beating up my weapons like that

there's a shrine here but the glowing orange blends right in with this lava, i nearly missed it

AWWW yunobo's gonna be the canonball! bless him

omg is he gonna follow me!!!! I HAVE A FRIEND

IM GONNA CRY FINALLY IM NOT ALONE <3333

oh god okay here we go i guess??? im so scared

like. its so big.i cant impress upon anyone who hasnt played it. how big it is. and the mountain is so much bigger and i am so small. i keep saying that but i'm like. DWARFED by this thing, it's truly incredible

ohhhhh an escort mission.......and stealth, which im Bad at. man, the elephant was a lot cooler so far

AWW omg we snuck past the first one and he went "hee hee!" and it was so cute i love him so much

he stands at attention so quick when i do the stop whistle please please i love him

also i feel like i recognize SO many voices in this...i gotta imdb it later

the voice acting isn't even anything extraordinary, it's like, not awful but nothing jaw dropping

but the fact that they speak blows my mind every time

i used to fantasize about that in a "fff yeah right the day after never" kinda way and here we are.....

omg i got stuck and talked to him and it's like. what he said was completely useless but it's like having a companion!!! oh god i've been so lonely

oh god i looked up too far and saw the beast and it is. so big. i know i keep saying this but it is gargantuan. it's HUGE. i can't believe how big it is

lol i couldnt figure out why the trail ended and spent half an hour wondering what i was supposed to do

turns out i should have been firing at the divine beast this entire time so i gotta go back and start over and walk up the trail again LMAO

at least you only have to clear the sentries once

ah FINALLY im inside!

DARUK IS TALKING TO ME ;_;

HE ALWAYS KNEW LINK WOULD BE BACK im so sad. i feel human emotion

oooh it's all dark in here

and blue flame!!

ohhhhh man i love these 3D maps

OH MY GOD YOU CAN TURN IT

it's so big. oh my god

wait it isn't hot in here! i can use any item i want!

god i forgot how the music becomes creepier the closer you get

i can't believe this...turning the whole dungeon...some stone tower temple shit

ooh okay still hot OUTSIDE of the divine beast...too bad

noooo i found the cockpit pod thingy...like are their skeletons just decaying in there or

ooh boy oooookay last one here we GOOOO...

"PAIN IN THE CRAG" LOL NINTENDO PLS

omg daruk cheering me on as i fight ;______;

awww that wasnt too bad ive fought WAY worse enemies just roaming around on the map

oh ew GROSS

DARUK ;_;

me after daruk sent link away: aaaww i love him but that wasn't as gut-wrenching as mipha's

me after daruk saw yunobo from a distance and they waved at each other: literally actually crying, there are tears really on my face

WHY COULDN'T MIPHA SEE HER FAMILY FROM A DISTANCE, HUH

if it doesn't happen i swear to god i will draw it if i have to

oooh boss is talkin about the master sword

it's in a forest - that's gotta be the lost woods or i'll eat my pointy green hat

but i mean. if you just find it. there's gotta be some kinda quest or build up

wow, i'm finally at the tippy-top opf death mountain...i feel like i could go anywhere from here

omg i flew to a shrine and i have to complete a training thing to get in??? oh my god

oh no. i have to climb the thing. #why

aww that wasn't too bad. did it on the first try

i found the end of the map on "land" ... it's a deep gorge and you die if you go too far down, probably even if you're on foot

but there's land beyond that, even on the map, so it doesn't feel as freaky as just MEGA WIND on the ocean

why is there a hinox EVERYWHERE i try to go. why.

dude theres a giant skeleton of some sort on my map...omg

probs a hinox there too tbh

...wait a second.

i'm at a HOT SPRING

i recover hearts by swimming, so maybe i could fight this hinox...

AND i have daruk's protection, three whole charges, two fairies, my hearty radish food, and mipha's grace.........i can do it!!

wow okay and i just used up the grace and one fairy on this bokoblin camp so nevermind

tbh i don't even like fighting them...i suck at combat and the rewards are almost never worth the fight

okay but i literally could get anywhere from death mountain i think and i do mean LITERALLY that isn't hyperbole, assuming i had infinite stamina. damn. thats a Big Mountain

gonna go investigate the skeleton

there's monsters under it! i am standing above them on the ribcage and cheesing it with bombs

also it says eldin great skeleton was this a dragon.........

was this in the trailers or was it somewhere else?

standing inside the skull of this thing 

i realize just how BIG the dragons are

like. damn

everything in this game makes me feel like an ant

lol this is the First Ever shrine i'll have to come back to not bc i can't figure it out but bc i ran out of fucking arrows. incredible

the problem is i can't really explore here bc my fire armor hasnt been improved at all, my defense SUCKS

i just died bc i found a talus lol and it two-shotted me and like. i have a pretty good amt of hearts, here

also next time im exploring first i feel like i'll never know if ive seen everything or not bc i'm all lost and don't know what i looked at and what i didn't :/

i hate to like, leave it and say i'll come back to it bc i know i probably won't, but games are supposed to be fun! and attempting to explore this area with all my armor at 3 defense is like. not fun. dying over and over: Not Fun

i feel like seeing or doing something new!!

what i need is my own copy of the map on the computer so i can just mark off the areas i wanna explore later

oooh i found an interactive map!! which i can't. screencap and annotate for myself, but

oh well, it's too much trouble to find one, and ps would be really slow rn anyway since i havent used it in awhile

however this map DOES have memory locations, so i'm gonna grab a few of those

okay NOW i found a shrine idk how to do. tbh i can't be fucked rn, i wanna go get memories

holy fuck the first memory i unlocked had like a PILE of dead monsters link just fucked up, including a silver maned lynel, which my ass has NOT killed yet, holy shit

ONWARD

HOLY SHIT the one i just got was in the trailers!! zelda crying on link ;_;

i'm glad tbh bc i was lowkey like...well i know you get her out of the castle bc she cries on you later

but no!!!!

also he strains of zelda's lullaby, them being covered in mud, and link's master sword! MAN

i can't get to anymore atm so i guess i decide where i go next...

tbh i wanna do gerudo next like my brother which means going thru lake hylia!! so it will be a long time before more plot, i guess

ah! the blood moon! gonna warp to the stable and watch it with that guy

lol he's all beautiful moon tonight, eh, finally the blood moon

UM HE'S FREAKING ME OUT HE JUST STARTED RUNNING AROUND AND SAID HIS BLOOD WAS BOILING???

"IT'S SO GLORIOUSLY RED, ARISE MONSTERS" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

and he acted totally normal after!

"oh you were researching the blood moon too?" WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU FREAK

yep goodbye im leaving

upgraded my armor as much as i could with the fairy, STILL can't afford anti-guardian tech, am actively dying without it, will attempt gerudo and/or lake hylia tomorrow